"I think I just got horny."

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“If I'm gonna poke something into it, it's not going to be my finger.”

“The 'jugastuff' had a baby this spring.”

“Hey, would you like a date? I have a hammer!?”

“I'm telling you, some of them gizzards are good!”

“How long are you supposed to leave your Karl Malone tree up?”

“Growing up with the runs.”

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"I’m against these aggressive tax avoidance schemes but I’m not just against them, this Government has taken a huge amount of steps to legislate and toughen the laws and go after aggressive tax avoidan…"

— David Cameron

Politics1933–2012

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"The first two lines, which rhymed 'kiddin' you' and 'didn't you,' just about knocked me out, and later on, when I got to the jugglers and the chrome horse and the princess on the steeple, it all just …"

— Bob Dylan

Music2000

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"Some people want to make the world a better place. I just wanna make the world a better-looking place. If you don't like it, you can paint over it!"

— Banksy

Politics1973

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"The United States was taxed with following a policy whose logic was "genocide" for helping South Vietnam deal with "a peasant-based insurrection led by Communists" while the genuinely genocidal practi…"

— Sidney Hook

Philosophy1902–1989

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