"I definitely have a sexual ego thing. But if I'm suggestive, it's in a nice way. Luckily, no one's ever been hurt...a few girls have passed out, that's all."

"If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache.... If your wife betrays you, be glad that she b…"

"Dissatisfiers led to dissatisfaction because of the need to avoid pain for situations that caused discomfor…"

"Could only have been painted by a madman."

"Mucius put his hand into the fire. It is painful to be burned; but how much more painful to inflict such su…"

"Alas! thou sufferest, too, although thy pangs"

"The rifleman's stalking the sick and the lame; preacherman seeks the same. Who'll get there first is uncert…"