"Amazing, the respect that nuclear weapons bring."

“The space of our universe is the hypersurface of a vast expanding hypersphere.”

“I had formed a vague idea that the sex sphere was a hypersphere extending into the fourth dimension. Which meant that if the sphere's giant cunt swallowed me I could end up somewhere very . . . different.”

“The surest way to be unhappy is try to be happy all the time.”

“Anyone who’d volunteer for alien domination doesn’t really deserve to have his or her freedom.”

“Don't you think women would like a man's head that always listens to them and agrees?”

“I wished she would go away and let us destroy the universe in peace.”