"Clothes to me aren’t sexy. Like, a dress isn’t sexy. Maybe the girl who wears it is sexy."

"The male-female suicide gap in the United States has tripled since the Great Depression."

"The harder it is to find a job, the harder it is to find a woman."

"Pregnancy is of course confined to women, but it is in other ways significantly different from the typical …"

"I’m a Canadian Catholic woman, so I’m hardwired to apologize."

"The chicken that we eat is chock-full of feminine hormones. So, when men eat these chickens, they deviate f…"

"Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere."