"Philosophy is the art of saying something incredibly stupid and making it sound incredibly intelligent."

“Zappa was not a protester or an activist. He was merely a man who used his brain.”

“If the cop honestly felt that this was a young black man aiming a gun at him, the cop can hardly be blamed for shooting first.”

“I really think we should modify the law so that one can be sued for defaming not only living people but also the memory and reputation of people who died centuries ago.”

“Trump is not an idiot at all, but those who voted for him are.”

“If you tend to text and skim the surface of the Internet, you indirectly shape your mind to only deal with superficial matters.”

“...but defining their sound was Little Girls, an exuberant ska wrapped in an electronic patina, with modernist vocals à la XTC and a touch of dementia.”