"The star system has us making pictures with personalities rather than stories, sacrificing everything in order to keep some old bags playing young women."

"What Men Would Say When Male-Bashing Is Called “Funny,” But Female-Bashing Is Called “Sexist"

"The favorites of fortune or of fame topple from their pedestals before our eyes without diverting us from a…"

"Good evening, my name is Bill Hicks. I've been on the road now doing comedy 12 years, so, uh, bear with me …"

"The world is a dark place, and I find it endlessly funny."

"What is the use of circling round the temple without any feeling? It is like the ox which circles round the…"

"Directly the mulberry tree begins to make you circle, break off. Pelt the tree with laughter."