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— Clark Kerr

Politics1911–2003

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— Michael Elmore-Meegan

Music1959

#life

"If you try to discuss multiculturalism in the UK you're labelled a racist. But here we're still free to talk, and I say multicultural society doesn't work. We're not living closer, we're living apart."

— Pim Fortuyn

Science1948–2002

#life