"Scientology is the only specific for radiation burns."

“God was feeling sardonic the day He created the Universe. So it's rather up to at least one man every few centuries to pop up and come just as close to making him swallow his laughter as possible.”

“Scientology … is not a religion.”

“Judge found Hubbard lied about achievements" Boston Herald”

“You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.”

“Man," said Terl, "is an endangered species.”

“On the day when we can fully trust each other, there will be peace on Earth.”