"Temptation: seeds we are forbidden to water, that are showered with rain."

"Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin."

"DVD Talk: Interview with Brad Bird about The Incredibles"

"My writing process is editing. It's taking all the funny thoughts you've had over the last 12 months, and e…"

"I want morning-after pills more than over the counter; I want morning-after pills with my check at dinner. …"

"The general opinion appears to be that it is very funny to make yourself out as fast or as foolish as possi…"

"Whoever heard of La-ing or Lo-ing somebody you’re herding goats with, or laughing with, or making love with."