"When your opponent is drowning, throw the son of a bitch an anvil."

“What I'm suggesting is, stand for yourself, be for something and the hell with it. Because the hand-wringers and the editorialists and the sigh-and-pontificate crowd will be against you, whatever you do.”

“Stay focused. Talk about things that’ll matter to the people, you know? It’s the economy, stupid.”

“Who cares? Sometimes you need rebirth.”

“Drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you'll find.”

“Yeah, I graduated with a 4.0… blood alcohol level.”

“Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops: it's easier to get away with murder.”