"I have a camera up my backside almost 24 hours a day."

"... it seems that it would take less than half a million years to evolve a good camera eye ... It's no wonder "the" eye has evolved at least 40 times independently around the animal kingdom ... It is …"

"“The Democratic Party used to stand for the ordinary working man. But the Clintons and the DLC sold out the Democratic Party to Wall Street. Look at where all the money is being raised right now, for …"

"Now for the third quality. For a long time I couldn't make out what Aquinas meant. He uses a figurative word but I have solved it. Claritas is quidditas. After the analysis which discovers the second …"

"I smoke my crack pipe everyday / I have a good time at it / I jack my mother for dope money / I do it by threatening her life with a semi-automatic" - I Smoke Weed"