"As old Chaucer was wont to say, that broad famous English poet."

"Hairdressers are professional gossips; when only the hands are busy, the tongue is seldom still."

"Speech at Steinway Hall , New York City, New York."

"Ah, tell them they are men!"

"Punk's an attitude. Punk's not three-chord rock. If you want to listen to three chord rock, there's souther…"

"If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I’m going to eat meat; that’s how much I hate Morrissey."

"Allahpundit says Stephen Colbert bombed."