"The wealth of a churchman God gives it, and the Devil takes it away."

"Is there not a sort of remorse that precedes sin? Was it remorse at the very fact that I existed?"

"Nonprofit status is what created the Bible Belt. The tax code brought religion back to this country."

"He is a little genius. He's a deep soul and a spirit man. I think we've only seen the tip of the iceberg ."

"That man could take a visitation from God with thirty underdressed angels announcing that sex was okay afte…"

"They tell you that a tree is only a combination of chemical elements. I prefer to believe that God created …"

"Every time you come in yelling that God damn "Rise and Shine!" "Rise and Shine!" I say to myself, "How luck…"