"We not only saved the world, er, saved the banks..."

“There is nothing that you could say to me now that I could ever believe.”

“It is time to train British workers for the British jobs that will be available over the coming few years and to make sure that people who are inactive and unemployed are able to get the new jobs on offer in our country.”

“Good strong banks are essential for every family and for every business in the country and extraordinary times call for the bold and far-reaching solutions that the Treasury has announced today.”

“To prevent the rise of dysfunctional nationalism, the first step is to stop no deal in its tracks”

“I have just accepted the invitation of Her Majesty The Queen to form a Government. This will be a new Government with new priorities and I have been privileged to have been granted the great opportunity to serve my country and at all times I will be strong in purpose, steadfast in will, resolute in action in the service of what matters to the British people, meeting the concerns and aspirations of our whole country.”

“The problem we have is making sure that we do not inflict harm on ourselves, by leaving the EU with no deal.”