"Monologue: Nursery School - Flowers"

"America is “the new Roman empire and we Britons, like the Greeks of old, must teach them how to make it go."

"If you ask me:"An openly homosexual teacher can work as a teacher? I say no. I'll not do anything to discri…"

"“Growth is a good thing, up to about seven feet tall, then it starts to get inconvenient.  People eight fee…"

"Now there are classes indeed where the newly dead are instructed. I used to teach some of these."

"University of Chicago News profile of Wasserstein"

"I have happy memories of the Round Room at the Public Record Office in the 1950s, with the large fire occas…"