"I'm trying to figure out, let's see, I'm in my room, in New York city, and I want to put a little spray, so I can, you know right, right, but I hear they don't want me to use the hairspray, they want me to use the pump, because the other one, which I really like better than going bang, bang, bang, and then it comes out in big globs, right, and it's stuck in your hair and you say, "Oh my god I've got to take a shower again, my hair's all screwed up", right, I want to use hairspray, but they say "Don't use hairspray, it's bad for the ozone", so I'm sitting in this concealed apartment, this concealed unit but it's sealed I don't think anything gets out, and I'm not supposed to be using hairspray!"

“We're a nation that speaks English. I think that, while we're in this nation, we should be speaking English... that's how we assimilate.”

“How can our great society tolerate the continued brutalization of its citizens by crazed misfits? Criminals must be told that their CIVIL LIBERTIES END WHEN AN ATTACK ON OUR SAFETY BEGINS!”

“Space. A lotta room out there, right? This is infinity, it could be infinity, we don't really don't know, but it could be, there's gotta be something, but it could be infinity, right?”

“I think I am actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand.”

“I think the big problem this country has is being politically correct.”

“You need more police. You need a better community, you know, relation. ... You need better relationships between the communities and the police, because in some cases, it's not good.”