"When the gardeners are praying for rain, the picnickers are praying for sunshine. So what is the poor Lord to do?"

“Experts never seem to tell us what we’re up against until we’re up against it.”

“Every job has two salaries. One is the pay you get. The other is the mental satisfaction you derive from working for the company.”

“The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.”

“Flattery must be pretty thick before anybody objects to it.”

“In closing a deal, what you don’t say may be more helpful than what you do say.”

“Uneasy lies the head that ignores a telephone call late at night.”