"Phormio at The Perseus Digital Library"

"When I hear the word Culture I take out my checkbook"

"Prose must be written in language that is well understood by its readers. The world would hardly miss those…"

"To Joseph Stalin: Stop sending people to kill me! We've already captured five of them, one of them with a b…"

"A Tom Lehrer and Tom Foolery web page"

"The terrorist kills because he cannot compete with his adversaries. Instead of responding to Salman Rushdie…"

"Literature is idiosyncratic arrangements in horizontal lines in only twenty-six symbols, ten arabic numbers…"