"I've got a powerful thirst for some of that lactation."

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“If I'm gonna poke something into it, it's not going to be my finger.”

“The 'jugastuff' had a baby this spring.”

“Hey, would you like a date? I have a hammer!?”

“I'm telling you, some of them gizzards are good!”

“How long are you supposed to leave your Karl Malone tree up?”

“Growing up with the runs.”

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"The biogeographic evidence for evolution is now so powerful that I have never seen a creationist book, article, or lecture that has tried to refute it. Creationists simply pretend that the evidence do…"

— Jerry Coyne

Science1949

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"A child is a person who is going to carry on what you have started. He is going to sit where you are sitting, and when you are gone; attend to those things, which you think are important. You may adop…"

— Abraham Lincoln

Politics1744–1786

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"Wherever there is a man who exercises authority, there is a man who resists authority."

— Oscar Wilde

Literature1854–1900

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"Religious people often say that religion offers absolute certainty about right and wrong; "god tells them" what it is. Even supposing that the aforementioned gods exist, and that the believers really …"

— Richard Stallman

Technology1953

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