"She's here with her girlfriend. She's half a man."

"What would happen to a reptile if you put him in the Garden of Eden and let him live to be 900 years old? Y…"

"If I could be a vegetable, I'd be a pumpkin. It's realistically the only vegetable you can use as a weapon,…"

"Ruth, incidentally, was only the third or fourth donor I got to choose."

"My life hadn’t fallen apart. I kept my jobs going, I had girlfriends, I had money, I had a house, I had a c…"

"I did very little against two lefties, Mike Caldwell and Scott McGregor, for a few years anyway. Eventually…"

"It is an odd mode of diminishing one's own weakness to ask a friend to lend us the equal force of his."