"Rise with the lark, and with the lark to bed."

"I Googled myself without lubricant. I don't recommend it."

"Never let me hear anyone say again that a Socialist State cannot provide outlets for those with initiative.…"

"The organization as a coalition of diverse stakeholders is a coalition with multiple goals."

"This tree has a hole with water in it where mosquitoes could breed!"

"Had there been a lunatic asylum in the suburbs of Jerusalem, Jesus Christ would infallibly have been shut u…"

"In L.A., the only thing within walking distance is your car."