"What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange."

“I want you to still write a lot of stories so I get excited when I see them, Because I want to see who is making up the best story and when I'm tired of it I will let you know where I will go.”

“An injured Zlatan is a properly serious thing for any team.”

“Give them a bicycle with my autograph and that will be enough.”

“I don't give guarantees. There are concrete offers from the Premier League, so let's see what happens”

“I'm only warming up. I had a fantastic season, I proved age is just a number, Everything is in your head. Whatever you want to do you will do it. It's a master mind game. If I want to make it I'll make it. If I want to do it I'll do it.”

“During the World Cup in 2002 I was voted Man of the Match three times in Sweden, even though I hadn't played. The people love me.”