"Hello, children of the Nazis!"

“I left the stage because I thought I had to shit, but then I lost the feeling.”

“If I worked in a bank as a teller, there wouldn't be girls lined up outside of where I work when I'm done.”

“It’s a funny thing, when you talk to God, you’re religious, but when he talks to you, you’re a psychopath.”

“This entire opus is respectfully dedicated to all those who have loved unconditionally only to have their hearts unanaesthetically ripped out: Base not your joy on the deeds of others, for what is given can be taken away. No hope = No fear.”

“Some people say I'm a pussy. I say, you are what you eat.”

“This next song is called 'Wolf Moon' . Wait with cheering until you hear what the song's about. It's about a guy who turns into a werewolf when he engages in oral sex with a menstruating woman . You wanna call me a pussy? You are what you eat.”