"Facts are like kryptonite to teenagers."

"Young men," said Cæsar, "hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young."

"Tough old world, baby. If you’re not bolted together tightly, you’re gonna shake, rattle, and roll before y…"

"Ageing is a privilege not a predicament"

"It is impossible to look young unless one is young."

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"Boys will be boys. Boys commit mistakes."