"You ask what a nice girl will do? She won't give an inch, but she won't say no."

"Figuring out women is harder than topping a ManPro Quiz."

"Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed."

"A woman hath nine lives like a cat."

"The world and all things in it are valuable; but the most valuable thing in the world is a virtuous woman."

"Ben Affleck, he looked like a little girl!"

"The girl is mettle to the back."