"Quoted in: What Would Jeb Do?, The New Yorker, 2015-10-26"

“You know what? As it relates to my brother, there is one thing I know for sure: he kept us safe.”

“What you need to know is that who I listen to when I need advice on the Middle East is George W. Bush.”

“I told my brother we were going to deliver Florida; we're going to keep that promise, aren't we?”

“It turns out there are people, typically they're probably unemployed kids with student debt you know that are stuck in their parents' basement with Cheetos stains on their t-shirts that haven't been able to get their first job so what they do is they play games to see how long they can edit Wikipedia pages in order to have games with their friends all around the world. So my advice to you is, if you do have a Wikipedia page, check it once in a while....”

“Ideas matter, policy matters.”

“Whatever his views are this morning, they might change this afternoon, and they were different than they were last night, and they’ll be different tomorrow. ... They seem to be ever, ever-changing, depending on what crowd he’s in front of. Sounds like a typical politician, by the way, where you get in front of one crowd and say one thing, and then say something else to another crowd that may want to hear a different view. All the things that Donald Trump railed against, he seems to be morphing into — it’s kind of disturbing. ... He doesn’t believe in things, this is all a game.”