"Thank you, good sir, I owe you one."

"A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided—it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never a …"

"Try imagining a place where it's always safe and warm..."

"Basically, my whole life is a competition with my dad to see who's cooler. He's still winning, but I'm almo…"

"As a dancer, I out-Fred the nimblest Astaire."

"Everyday, like probably three times a day, I'd jerk my dick off so much that the prisoners would say yo Ol'…"

"Comfortably Numb" on The Wall"