"I’m a gluten-free, soy-free vegan who also tries to be sugar-free as much as possible, so it can be crazy on the road trying to find things to eat. Once we were in Madison, Wisconsin and I was trying to explain what veganism was at a restaurant, and they went, “So can you eat roast beef?” When I was doing Celebrity Big Brother and told me that I wasn’t the spokesperson for gay people, I said… well wait a second, I’m not a dog, does that mean I can’t fight and speak up for animal rights?"

"If I was Noah, I would have gone, Hang on a minute, I've just seen somethin' that looks a bit like this, le…"

"There’s a graveyard of prior attempts, a big graveyard. There’s probably some freshly dug graves just waiti…"

"I am still the Hitler of the time. This Hitler has only one objective, justice for his own people, sovereig…"

"What's not fully realized is that Moore's Law was not the first paradigm to bring exponential growth to com…"

"Those who are ignorant and perverse in their thought are constantly in trouble and pain, because they canno…"

"Batting coaches are just as important as pitching coaches. Lefty O'Doul gave me good advice when he said: "…"