"Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased — thus do we refute entropy."

"Buy my soda!" said the Moose Diarrhea Salesman. And we did. We all did. But when we got it home and opened …"

"Give no answer to contentious arguments or irresponsible accusations. Let such things "fly out open windows…"

"—to enjoy yourself is the easy method to give enjoyment to others; ..."

"I have not much pride under such circumstances: I would always rather be happy than dignified."

"You must awake others and make them arise and be alert. If you are always alert, this will be of great bene…"

"Pandit Jasraj, he was a chaumukha gayak: a man who revelled in a bhajan or a khayal with equal verve and joy"