"You can't trust midgets, particularly gay-loving midgets."

"Balamuralikrishna had made the country proud with his artistic imagery and outstanding performances of high…"

"Try to avoid painting in places where they still point at aeroplanes."

"I respect the result of the referendum and no-one wanted to thwart it in a perverse kind of way. But we nee…"

"I manifest no paranoia when I say that there has been in the Labour Party an element which has treated real…"

"Did not Troyon tell me to enter the studio of Couture ? It is needless to tell you how decided was my refus…"

"I knew what a circle could do. Both eyes focus on it. It stamps itself out, like a dot. This, in turn, caus…"