"If poetry is like an orgasm, an academic can be likened to someone who studies the passion-stains on the bedsheets."

"Life is one long training session in preparation for what will come. Life and death lose their meaning; there are only challenges to be met with joy and overcome with tranquility."

"How long can this situation last and be tolerated? When Imam Ali, Commander of the Faithful, heard that an anklet was forcefully removed from the feet of a Jewish woman by the invaders in one of the f…"

"Realizing that life is precious the natural tendency is to trample on it, like laughing at a funeral."

"Ever make fun of someone so much that you feel you should thank them for all the good times you've had? I've got a midget friend, an albino friend, and another friend who thinks "Lord of the Rings" is…"