"My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea."

"Our lives consist of two numbers: date of birth and date of death."

"There are grave misgivings that the discussion on ecology may be designed to distract attention from the pr…"

"I have occasionally had the exquisite thrill of putting my finger on a little capsule of truth, and heard i…"

"About thirty years ago there was much talk that geologists ought only to observe and not theorise; and I we…"

"Yet if heretics be altogether uprooted by death, this is not contrary to Our Lord's command , which is to b…"

"Apparently she believes she is safe. Evil is essentially stupid, Joe; despite her brilliance, she believes …"