"After analyzing the sanctions against our space industry, I suggest that the USA bring their astronauts to the International Space Station using a trampoline."

“If these are "peaceful protests" then Ashton is a ballerina at the Bolshoi Theatre.”

“The answer to Maidan comes from the South-East in the form of anti-fascist resistance and struggle for national liberation.”

“Crimea is ours. Basta.”

“If they were real men, following the tradition they would commit a hara-kiri and calm down at last. All they're doing is making noise”

“…They are countries that were formerly part of either the Soviet Union or Warsaw Pact. We call them NATO's Komsomol.”

“Upon US request, Romania has closed its airspace for my plane. Ukraine doesn't allow me to pass through again. Next time I'll fly on board TU-160.”