"As flat as an open can of coke, left on a programmer's desk over the weekend."

“What was that?" Jerry asked, peering over the edge. "I think it was a ninja dwarf." Wiz said wonderingly...”

“The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with an idea.”

“Judith looked at the demons and shook her head. "I'm glad we didn't build four processors. I'm not sure I could take a barbershop quartet!”

“It's always the details that get you in trouble.”

“We learned dwarves are not meant to fly." came a voice from the edge of the circle.”

“The question is, is that a bug or a feature?" Karl asked.”