"The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture."

“The audience will only truly respect you when they have no idea what is going on.”

“A thunderous boo is one thousand times stronger, nobler, and more powerful than a standing ovation. Admiration corrupts.”

“To be the best in the world in anything, even 'long distance spitting', implies a grave, heavy and suffocating responsibility.”

“Money buys everything, even true love.”

“Man finds happiness only in the superfluous. Under communism, he has only the essentials. How abominable and ridiculous!”

“Any individual is greater than the Milky Way.”