"We don't allow any prick teasing bimbos on our program. If they don't put out they're thrown out of the van at sixty miles an hour. And they can turn some tricks at the truck stop. That's the best place to find wimmen and that's the best place to leave wimmen."

"I’ve said for many years, less than one percent of Americans do what you do: put yourself on the line for t…"

"If the Internet turns out not to be the future of computing, we're toast. But if it is, we're golden."

"It is said that the world is in a state of bankruptcy; that the world owes the world more than the world ca…"

"At home, as well as abroad, there is paralyzing uncertainty among business men as to whether the Reserve Bo…"

"A dream! What is a dream? And is not our life a dream? I will say more. Suppose that this paradise will nev…"

"I think we've done more than perhaps any president in the first 100 days.... Not since Harry Truman has any…"