"Pope Heathen Scum at Encyclopaedia Metallum"

“The Mentors Official Website”

“Kill Allen Wrench at MySpace”

“Dr. Heathen Scum's Church of El Duce”

“Church of El Duce at MySpace”

“As you know I have been preaching along with El Duce and Sickie Wifebeater for many years against homosexuality in rock and it's time to take revenge on people that try to stop rock. The real rock, hetero rock. There for Bowie is going on trial within Rock Kourt.”

“We don't allow any prick teasing bimbos on our program. If they don't put out they're thrown out of the van at sixty miles an hour. And they can turn some tricks at the truck stop. That's the best place to find wimmen and that's the best place to leave wimmen.”