"How famous am I? No more famous than you.' Well, no, you are considerably more famous than I am. 'Says who? Fuck it. Kelly Osbourne's more famous than me."

"engine is the material expression of any indefinite function of any degree of generality and complexity."

"If inheritance qualifies one for office, intelligence cannot be a requirement."

"I am a practicing Catholic, but my lineage is Jewish, so if someone asks me if I'm Jewish, I say yes."

"If Smith was a black man, I would say that he was the best Prime Minister that Zimbabwe ever had."

"Peggy Noonan, "Still, Small Voice," Crisis,"

"No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately."