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"It’s a perfect killing machine...A handgun is simply a stabbing with a bullet. It goes in like a nail... it's as if you shot somebody with a Coke can."
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"Of course I deserve it,” I said, stroking Mojo. “That’s the simplest thing about dealing with me, apparently. I always deserve the worst! The worst disloyalty, the worst betrayal, the worst abandonmen…"
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