"Marilyn Monroe looks her best when she is sitting on the Superstar's chest"

“This is what the world waits for. The world out there asks, 'What's the Superstar going to wear next?' Not, 'Who's he going to whip next?' but what in the world is the Superstar going to wear. And I've got millions of letters saying, 'Superstar, would you please lay some yellow on me, daddy?'”

“I am the sensation of the nation. The number-one creation.”

“I'm the reflection of perfection, the number one selection.”

“I lift barbell plates. I eat T-bone steaks. I'm sweeter than a German chocolate cake. How much more of me can you take?”

“I am the women's pet, the men's regret. What you see is what you get. And what you don't see is better yet.”

“What you gonna do when the Superstar comes down on you?”