"I'd like to see it again, please."

"I told Mr Ferguson that United didn't deserve to leave Stamford Bridge with nothing."

"This solution has great superficial appeal--all the excitement of secret, forbidden, romantic sexuality wit…"

"I'm retired 99.9%. Of course, there always is that .1%."

"The law of nature cannot allow all human beings to think together. In breaking the two-hour barrier, I want…"

"This award is voted for by journalists, who can be your biggest critic and get on your nerves sometimes, bu…"

"I’m sorry, counselor, I’d rather blow the goddamn case."