"It's certainly easy to calculate the average attendance for Perl conferences."

“I want to see people using Perl to glue things together creatively, not just technically but also socially.”

“echo $package has manual pages available in source form.echo 'However, you don't have nroff, so they're probably useless to you.”

“Perhaps I'm missing the gene for making enemies.”

“Anyway, there's plenty of room for doubt. It might seem easy enough, but computer language design is just like a stroll in the park.Jurassic Park, that is.”

“We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can't agree on when it's necessary to compromise.”

“You can prove anything by mentioning another computer language.”