"Oons, sir! do you say that I am drunk? I say, sir, that I am as sober as a judge."

“...for nothing can be more reasonable, than that slaves and flatterers should exact the same taxes on all below them, which they themselves pay to all above them.”

“His designs were strictly honorable, as the phrase is; that is, to rob a lady of her fortune by way of marriage.”

“Thy modesty's a candle to thy merit.”

“The dignity of history.”

“There is not in the universe a more ridiculous, nor more contemptible animal, than a proud clergyman.”

“A crime, which, though perhaps not considered by law as the highest, is in truth and in fact, the blackest sin, which can contaminate the hands, or pollute the soul of man.”