"Once you've dissected a joke, you're about where you are when you've dissected a frog. It's dead."

"If a studio offered to pay me as much to sweep the floor as it did to act, I'd sweep the floor. There isn't…"

"Of all the men I slept with in my studio-bed on Gay Street I liked Bill Mangold the best. Until I began to …"

"Your problem has nothing to do with git, and everything to do with emacs. And then you have the _gall_ to t…"

"A man without cash had one arm in a sling."

"Again, it's fine to not agree with someone's sense of humour, but calling me a fascist, how is that helping…"

"A woman's place is like a man's place. It is where her work is, wherever she can do the most good; wherever…"