"That makes my nipples hard!"

“I didn't realise those spaces were for the emotionally handicapped.”

“The way to find what the mainstream will do tomorrow is to associate with the lunatic fringe today.”

“We must always give our users pure sex. It's like a rendezvous in the back seat of an automobile with a beautiful girl. One's experience with the personal computer should be better than the greatest orgasm you could have.”

“I want to see the two CEOs of RIM and Jobs working together. The thought of this ménage à trois is absolutely hilarious.”

“One of the deep mysteries to me is our logo, the symbol of lust and knowledge, bitten into, all crossed with the colors of the rainbow in the wrong order. You couldn't dream a more appropriate logo: lust, knowledge, hope and anarchy.”

“Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law.”