"I used to wear food briefs. They were crumby."

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“If I'm gonna poke something into it, it's not going to be my finger.”

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— Jerry Seinfeld

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"After a long time, in AH 400, Allah' conferred the honour of sultanate on Sultan Mahmud Ghazi, son of Subuktigin' Nine men from among the Afghan chiefs' took to his court and joined his servants' The …"

— Mahmud of Ghazni

Military971–1030

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"So in one respect, I would say that we need to add the voice of feminists to Wikipedia who are going to talk about– women as underrepresented groups."

— Adrianne Wadewitz

Music1977–2014

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"I thought that the evidence against your claims about me would shame you into changing your behavior. But, five years since you started misrepresenting my role in the founding of Wikipedia, you’re sti…"

— Larry Sanger

Philosophy1968

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