"Wrestled Anaconda and she's a big girl"

"It is the secret that a man and a woman keep from each other that makes them a couple"

"First Wave Feminists"

"In my experience all women deserve someone better."

"A pale sun poked impudent marmalade fingers through the grizzled lattice glass, and sent the shadows scurry…"

"Frank, Frank, make me feel like a woman. Could you pick up my laundry?"

"It is the custom of all men, everywhere, to be obtuse where women are concerned."