"Just get me a fucking faith-based thing. Got it?"

“I think it was Osama bin Laden’s .”

“At the end of the day, it's of keen interest to me to see whether or not we can get Karl Rove frog-marched out of the White House in handcuffs. And trust me, when I use that name, I measure my words.”

“We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!”

“He is way beyond anything Nixon had at his disposal. He is closer to a behind-the-scenes Nixon operator named Murray Chotiner, who could cut off an opponent at the knees so quickly the person did not immediately realize he had been crippled. As I note in the book, the first time I heard the name Karl Rove was when I was asked if I knew anything about him by one of the Watergate special prosecutors who was investigating campaign dirty tricks. I didn't have any knowledge. But I recalled that question when working on this book, and located a memorandum in the files of the Watergate prosecutor's office that indicates they were asking others as well about Rove. Based on my review of the files, it appears the Watergate prosecutors were interested in Rove's activities in 1972, but because they had bigger fish to fry they did not aggressively investigate him.”

“Once again the powers of light and good have triumphed over the media!”

“As people do better, they start voting like Republicans...unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing.”