"Mair: "That'll be the police for you now..."

“Do you have any trouble sleeping at night? No, sir. I sleep very well.”

“As a Doctor, I'm often asked: why can't we see more pictures of Albania?”

“I've been waiting to be arrested all day. I'm disappointed!" "We're all with you on that one.”

“The population of the United Kingdom has, for the first time, reached sixty million. If they stood on each other's shoulders they would reach perhaps twenty feet in the air before toppling over.”

“Sinn Fein say, "The British government are buggers.”

“Commentors to the Blog suggested Nick should take the Independent for every penny...”