#humor
"My wife is in Portugal with the dog. The dog is with my wife so the city of London is safe, the big threat is away."
React to this quote
More by José Mourinho
See allResonant Thoughts
Explore Further
Related Quotes
"Brussels is a gay little city that lies as bright within its girdle of woodland as any butterfly that rests…"
— Ouida"At the risk of appearing disingenuous, I don’t really think of myself as "writing humor." I’m simply report…"
— Richard Russo"We will adopt low-key and pragmatic measures to establish better economic relations with other countries."
— Lin Chuan"The first item was fighting under the name ‘Crostini of Mealed Tarroce, with Benatore Potatoes’ and weighed…"
— Hugh Laurie"Ambedkar.org interview: "Why Pull The Ratha Of Hinduism Without Having The Right To Sit In It?"
— Kancha Ilaiah"Good intentions are pointless without the will to implement them."
— N. K. Jemisin